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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tinker Tailor Soldier Squirrel</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<title>2001: A Snow Odyssey</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<title>In the Haunt of the Country</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything But Moths]]></category>
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