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		<title>God Bless You, Mr. Cougher</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cry, the Gloved Country</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice hands. This is a compliment that only lands well in certain situations. Say this during a sporting event, and you will be high-fived. Say this during a thorough pat down by a TSA agent, and you will be high-detained indefinitely. Yes, hand propriety is very real, which explains why so many people wear gloves. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nailsbails.com&amp;blog=8988804&amp;post=2875&amp;subd=nailsbails&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Bonfire of the Receipts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Need a receipt? Need two receipts? Three? Four? How about five? I have them right here in my wallet. Some might say I have an army surplus store of small purchase receipts. Others might say I have a pocket full of tiny garbage. Others still might say that we faked the moon landing and yogurt [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nailsbails.com&amp;blog=8988804&amp;post=2867&amp;subd=nailsbails&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Their Eyes Were Watching Ground</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Avoid Eye Contact At All Costs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shield your eyes. Or feast them. It makes no difference to me, because I won&#8217;t be looking anywhere but straight down at my shoelaces. That&#8217;s because nothing good ever results from direct eye contact. Sure, your parents always told you to look your surly neighbor, Mr. Stumps, in his eye (the mean eye, not the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nailsbails.com&amp;blog=8988804&amp;post=2858&amp;subd=nailsbails&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Mill on the Swamp</title>
		<link>http://nailsbails.com/2012/02/06/the-mill-on-the-swamp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Repeat: Swamps And Marshes Are Different]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swamp Versus Marsh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swamps Are Not The Same Thing As Marshes]]></category>

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