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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 12:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Postman Always Texts Twice</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 12:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Birds Fly Away</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 12:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ancient Bird Kings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chubby Demon Spawn]]></category>
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		<title>The Electric Dry-Clean Acid Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 18:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Still</title>
		<link>http://nailsbails.com/2012/05/17/im-not-still/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 12:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bull Babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diaper Speedo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sofia Vergara On A Moon Bounce]]></category>

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