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		<title>The Walking Deadlock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 11:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hickory Dickory Cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you a heavy sleeper? Do you find ordinary alarm clocks to be ineffective and even insipid? Would you like to begin each day by having a glass of water dumped on your head, thereby jolting you awake in a panicked frenzy of confusion and fear? Hi, I’m Nailsbails. No, not the famous French Malacologist/Writer. [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nailsbails.com&#038;blog=8988804&#038;post=4704&#038;subd=nailsbails&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Spill</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 12:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the brief time I&#8217;ve been alive on this giant watery marble, I&#8217;ve come to appreciate two maxims. One: I like ponds. Two: Life is messy. The first maxim took me nearly twenty-eight years to appreciate. That&#8217;s almost 10,220 days of being in or around small bodies of water, usually populated by good-natured water fowl [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nailsbails.com&#038;blog=8988804&#038;post=4692&#038;subd=nailsbails&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://nailsbails.com/2013/04/29/the-goose-of-the-baskervilles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m being chased by a goose. Not just any goose, either. I’m being chased by a Canadian Goose, which is the rabid hyena of the goose kingdom (I guess the Canadian Government is pouring so many tax dollars into teaching their human citizens how to be mild mannered and kind that they have completely overlooked [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nailsbails.com&#038;blog=8988804&#038;post=4686&#038;subd=nailsbails&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Cat</title>
		<link>http://nailsbails.com/2013/04/22/new-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Bailey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a girl! At least, I think it’s a girl. That’s a girl, right? OK, yes, it’s a girl. Wife and I are at worldwide pet store franchise, GloboPet (name changed to keep Big Pet off my case), picking up the newest furry addition to our family: New Cat. The best part? Cat has no [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nailsbails.com&#038;blog=8988804&#038;post=4676&#038;subd=nailsbails&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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